Oh doctor I'm better than a flatline.

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via sextnoise)

elliegalaxies:

kiss-my-sassyness:

I was literally the most embarrassing 13 year old in the whole world 

DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO STEAL MY POST ?? ??? MY FUCKING NAME IS IN THE PICTURE 

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

image

(via pizza)

ravclaw:

homework to do: hella

homework i’ve done: negative hella

(Source: tiniestleaf, via pizza)

ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

(Source: real-ass-talk, via pop--punk-not--pills)

prayer-circle-for-pie:

look how fucking ridiculously happy that cat is

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