i like to call my hairstyle going to sleep and hoping for the best
things that are harder than they should be
- telling your friends how much you like them
- telling your crushes how much you like them
- evening out your eyeliner
- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
do you ever wonder if the reason gay people seem more confident is because they can look in the mirror and be like “yeah, i’d fuck that”
My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
